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Cronus x Reader At Least You Remember MeHe stared at his face that was reflected by the mirror and smiled. He did it. He finally did it.

" I'm..... I'm finally human..... Novw.. Novw she'll have to lowve me! "

He touched his face once more and accidently whiped some of the paint off. He growled in annoyance and looked at himself once more. " I need to make some more adjustments..... "

* BACK IN TIME! *

" VWHY! VWHY VWON'T YOU LOWVE ME!? " You flinched back in due to shock and sighed. " Once we complete the game, you will disapear forever! Besides! If we all do make it out alive! I don't think that intertwining the speices is a good idea! Rose and Kanaya may have already done it
Gamzee x YellowBlood!Reader NORMAL VISION!You are a yellow blood in this. More YouTube reffs. I know you like it, don't denniiieeeeeee.
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You sighed boredly as you were forced to stare at the computer screen. Karkat was forcing you to watch another one of his crappy RomComs. GOG! You wanted him to cull you now, to put you out of your misery.

You groaned in annoyance as Karkat shushed you.

" _____! Pay attention! This is the best part! "

No one dared to save you. They would only be pulled in to watch the movie becuase of Karkles.

The Knight of Causing Bordem.

" Is it almost done yetttttt? "

" _____, it's still in
AmericaxReader-Plots,Plans,and Answered QuestionsYou looked at your partner in crime, closest comrade, and best friend Catherine with disbelief. In all the year you had known her, all the adventures the two of you had, you never expected her to betray you like this. She had chosen to tell you such in a secluded spot at lunch at least. The two of you always ate lunch by a tree a good distance away from anyone else in your high school. Not that it was much of a challenge as most people didn’t bother with you two.

“You what?” Your voice was starting to hit a register so high that only dogs heard.

“I may have…let slip to…a certain person that you happen t
Immaturity (PDC)His concentration slurred as he grappled for the sides of his shirt, tugging almost whiningly, letting his intoxicated head rest on his chest as he giggled and hiccuped. He hummed enjoyably as hands srtoked over his hips, pushing away clothing and touching his skin softly, without a tremble, but giving him a smirk.
"You're really out of it, bro..." the other was whispering, almost chuckling to himself, helping Cry get off his shirt, kissing down his chest softly.
But he was getting impatient. "Wh-who cares?" Ryan replied, grabbing his collar and dragging him back up, staring at him through squiffy eyes. "C'mon, Pewds, it- it's not like this i
Slender: The Rebuttal (Parody)
        In a dark, stanky *** forest there was a man living alone. He was an aspiring artist who would draw self portraits then hang them on walls and trees hoping to get them noticed. He waited and waited for travelers to see and to his dismay his art was missing the next day. He wandered around the forest investigating for clues, "I wonder where my art has gone" said the man. Oh yeah he doesn't talk. "hm mmhmhmhmm mh mh mhhm hmm mmmh" said the man. He noticed an obese girl wearing a One Direction t-shirt and a cat ear beanie holding a few of his artworks walking near some trees, he wasn't going to stand for this. Actually he was, he was goi
ASDF Movie the Cmara WayPinkie::D I baked you a cupcake!
Rainbow::eager: Oh boy, :drool: what flavor?
Pinkie::evileye: Cupcake flavor.
(mini cupcakes pops out of cupcake)
~
:sing: Luna the Moon Mare :sing:
Luna::paranoid: How did I get here again?
THE END
~
Pinkie::noes: Dashie, :worry: Did you eat my cupcake?
Rainbow::| I am your cupcake. (goes into Pinkie's mouth)
Pinkie::doh:!
~
Fluttershy::)
Discord: Hey.
Fluttershy::?
Discord::D It says gullible on the ceiling.
Fluttershy:...:hmm: oh so it do- :o ah, :( you stole my wings.
~
Oswald::fight: What are you a man or a mouse!
Mickey::facepalm:
~
Sonic::omg: Why is this happening?? :fight: Why would you do this, Mario
Noyade- Le baigneur : "au secours, je me noie !"
- Le passant : " c'est pas cool !"
- Le baigneur : "ben, si, justement..."
New In Town- Part TenPerry followed the girl into a room that appeared to be the kitchen.
“I was zee cook for zee woman who leeved in a place like zees, but then… zee accident.” Leanna sighed. “I am happy I was able to leeve in zees kind of house again. I love zee house. It ees my one true home.”
She turned the light on. In the light, Perry could see that Leanna was strikingly beautiful for a human. She had long strawberry-blonde hair and blue eyes. Her face had a concerned expression.
“How’s zee weather?” Perry asked curtly.
“I know you must be… a leetle unhappy at being kept here.” Leanna said
New In Town- Part NineIt was dark.
“Buh-lowfish.” Ferb said loudly.
“Shh!” Phineas whispered.
Even though there were faint lights along the walls, Phineas still had a sense of foreboding. He didn’t like the feeling this place gave off.
Ferb jumped suddenly. “Did you hear that?”
“Stop it.” Phineas said, his voice shaking.
“No, really.”
Phineas listened. He could hear very faint whispers.
Grabbed me by the arms…
People coming…
Hear something…
Where? Where are they…
I like sandwiches…
“F…Ferb…” Phineas clutched Ferb’s arm.
“Perry?
New In Town- Part EightMonty stood and waited by the receptionist desk.
Someone tapped him on the shoulder.
It was Vanessa.
“Hey.” Monty said, grinning at her. “What are you doing here?”
“My dad told me what happened.” Vanessa said, smiling a little. “I think he’s secretly worried. I’m sorry about Perry. Did they say if he was going to be all right?”
“They don’t know yet.” Monty sighed. “Right now, all I know is that my father’s lunch is ready.”
Vanessa laughed.
“I got your flowers.” Monty said. “They mixed them up with Agent P’s presents. Man, i
New In Town- Part ElevenPerry was lying on his back. He was in a large, white room with a single window. The room was filled with teddy bears.
He felt sore, especially in his head and back.
He didn’t understand why he was here. What had happened?
A slight memory slipped into his mind. The man holding him… asking him about Carl…
Perry hadn’t told them he knew Carl.
Where was he? Was he here because he didn’t tell them who Carl was?
“Carl?” Perry asked. His throat didn’t produce a very prominent noise. It had forgotten how to chatter after so long.
He was very confused. He had no idea where he was, or why no one he kne
Commission: Guilmon Weight GainMerriment manifested a quaint village within the digital world as its occupants reveled in its annual festival. Food and drink was passed around more than a ball at a tennis court, as digimon happily ate to their hearts content and retire to one of the bath houses in the village to relax after their hearty meals. No digimon in the village lived to serve more than a humbled Gazimon humming or whistling within his spacious restaurant. Notorious for his delicious food along with his friendly demeanor, no customer left his restaurant without a satisfied grin on their face. Serving in ample amounts along with mugs of his famous rice wine,
The Next HokageTitle: ‘The Next Hokage’ or ‘Three candidates?’
Fandom: Narutoverse
Word Count: 1344
Genre: Humor/Crack
WARNINGS: Crack-ish. The ‘ish’ because I started writing this out as a crack, but a part of me wants this to happen.

Standing before the Hokages desk were three of the candidates, finalized to become the next Hokage. Sasuke Uchina, Naruto Uzumaki and Konohamaru Sarutobi were proudly standing in the Hokages office, silent and confident, waiting for Tsunade to finish reading her report to announce who will be her successor.

A lot had changed in the five years since the war ended. The devastation was immen
Just Give Me Your Smile (Male!Reader / America) P2
Hours pass by until I was the only one left remaining in the church. I look down at my watch to see that it is already ten at night. The church should be close soon. And I will have to leave soon…

This is it. Now’s the chance I shouldn’t let it go to waste.

I’ve been through enough prayers over this past six weeks to finally let my will be accepted and for God to finally understand my feelings that I’ve suffered over the guilt of not being able to save my parents and just let them continue to suffer in the end. By now, He should finally understand what I have been through and allow me to begin my ceremony.

Af
Oppa Jeff StyleClosing the door to the mansion I let out a soft sigh as I drag my sore body up the stairs to the shower, stopping when I see Smile dog barking happily seeing I’m home and jumps up putting his paws on my chest. I smile petting his head and say, "Hey, there boy. Where’s your master and everyone else?" I ask curiously since I normally am the last one home since I’m still training with the Slenderman to be a good killer like the others. Oh well if no one else was home that just means that I could take a nice long bath and relax. He barks happily as I push him down and he follows me into my room. I reach to my belt loop and pulled out my dagger and with a simple toss it flies and hits right on my closet door with perfect aim. My dagger just a simple stainless steel blade with a chained hilt for decoration but a fine straight blade great for stabbing, it was bloody so that would be a mess I had to clean up later. Smile followed me into my room as I pulled out a clean chang
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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Official messages from Omegle will not be sent with the label 'Stranger:'. Strangers claiming to represent Omegle are lying.
Stranger: hello
You: Mimi kuua yo mama
You: ?
Stranger: ryder...
You: Orly?
Stranger: yaap
You: WoW. Thats amazing.
Stranger: you?
You: Malik.
Stranger: cool
You: Yeah.
You: I only have one arm you know. So, if I type slow, please forgive me.
Stranger: oh its ok...what happened?
You: It got cut off.. in an accident.
You: It was paintful.
Stranger: ouch...
You: Yeah.
Stranger: car accident?
You: No.
Stranger: what kind?
You: We were supposed to be going into the tunnel to do some work, but then.. a wall collapsed..
Stranger: ouch...that sucks
You: And the Templars.. they got to me..
Stranger: what?
You: Becasue my brother and Altair and I were seperated.
You: But i got a promotion, even with one arm.
You: And Altair had to restart his training because hes a selfish bastard.
Stranger: what line of work?
You: Um.. lets say my job is for the better of society.
Stranger: ...ok
You: Yep.
You: It dangerous, but it all works out in the end usually.
Stranger: cool
You: Yeah.
You: So, where you from?
Stranger: texas
You: Oh. Thats in America, RIght?
Stranger: yaap
You: Oh. Thats pretty cool.
Stranger: uh huh...you?
You: Oh. I live in Jerusalem now.
Stranger: wow cool
You: Yeah. Its pretty damn hot though.
Stranger: haha
You: Yeah. Its pretty nice most of the time though, except when Altair comes around and has to come and get orders for his job. He bugs the shit out of me. If not for him I would still have my arm, and my brother would be alive. Ugh.
Stranger: wow that sucks
You: Yeah. Hes a selfish bastard. Not to mention he also got some random old guy we hardly knew killed too.
Stranger: geeze...
You: Yeah. But we all know that AL Mulim favors him because hes got "Special Talent" blah blah blah. Special Talent my Ass.
Stranger: wow...
You: Yeah. So even though he failed our mission, killed two people, got my arm cut off, and is a selfish idiot, he is still getting a chance to get to the top of his class again. My god. If thats not special treatment I don't know what is.
Stranger: wow...life is unfair aint it...
You: Yeah. I suppose....
Stranger: well i got to go...
You: Okay. Saftey and Peace my friend.
Stranger: well to you too! bye!

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Well, I tend to screw around on Omegle everyonce and a whle when I get bored, so I decided to screw with people.

And clearly- this Texan has no idea about Video gaming.

I know its not really all that funny, but It was an amsuing waste of my time, and I wanted to save it somewhere lol.
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~girr12 Jan 20, 2011  Student General Artist
XDDD
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~Pilialoha-95 Jul 29, 2011  Student General Artist
YOU WHERE THERE.. I think.. or was.. nvm that was the other one. xD
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~girr12 Jul 29, 2011  Student General Artist
Yeah, I wasn't there. XD
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=Ailvayn Jan 19, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
This is hilarious. I love pretending to be a MUD game on there (the text driven ones.) You get some very interesting stories going on like that. :D
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~Pilialoha-95 Jan 20, 2011  Student General Artist
Hahah thanks. And I agree. I did some more after this, and nobody understood what I was talking about, even after I would say things hinting to my job about killing, I give away so many hints and no one gets it. I'll probably start doing more while being other charecters too hahah
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=Ailvayn Jan 20, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
XD Did they think you were serious?
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~Pilialoha-95 Jan 20, 2011  Student General Artist
Oh yeah. They thought I was dead serious. XD


I also don't understand why they stayed even when the first line I sent in was Swahili for "I kill yo mama". XD
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=Ailvayn Jan 20, 2011  Hobbyist Photographer
I wondered what that was. :| I probably would have disconnected, myself, or replied with something else equally strange.
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~Pilialoha-95 Jan 21, 2011  Student General Artist
Exactly. I was hoping for weird reactions, but apperantly everyone on Omegle are to serious now.
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